Tuesday 31 March 2015

Pure Blood Gets A (Vomitting) Taste of In-House Pressures

The pure blood felt upbeat now. When things occur to one’s natural choice, it gives a euphoric feeling and the mind, body and heart work more in congruity. The resultant effect of this coordination was that his stomach growled a bit and with every passing minute the growls only got louder. He looked around frantically for something to satisfy it but this was more of a residential area and nothing was visible to satisfy the need. He walked as briskly as possible to the main road on the other side. However, it was not before 20 minutes that his nostrils picked up an aroma. Like a remote controlled car his body automatically moved in that direction. The small eatery was located at the corner junction of the main road intersection. It was a self-serving arrangement and his thali (Indian meal with various dishes served in small bowls placed around a plate where they can be mixed & eaten) was ready quite fast. In no time half of the plate had been gobbled up by the pure blood. Then the marginal utility theory kicked in and it took him more than triple the time to finish the rest of the plate. The crudest reason to earn money had now been taken care of.
 
With a full stomach and ample time in hand, the pure blood pulled out the list of contacts he had prepared over the past weekend. From the physical map before him (GPS or Google Maps were not known at that time!) he could make out that one address was in the vicinity. He looked around for the signboards or road indicators. Unable to seeing anything to that effect, he asked a couple of bystanders and was given some directions. He moved in that direction and with the help of people he met on the road, he was able to locate the place without much difficulty. He went to the reception of the law firm and enquired for the contact. The receptionist sought the purpose and dialed the extension. She hung up in about 10 seconds and requested him to have a seat. The pure blood sat down on one of the cushioned cane chairs in the reception area. He did not have to wait long. His acquaintance from college came around and they got talking. He did not have to explain much – we all know when an acquaintance suddenly comes to meet, nine out of ten times the most likely reason is help in hunting for a job!
 
He was back on the streets in about 15 minutes, with visiting cards and email addresses of the partners and a promise for a word to be put in once his application was sent across. He took a walk around but did not find any further workable options so he started the journey back home. It took him more than one and a half hours, changing three buses and some walking to get back. His friend had not yet returned. His mind was already on the next day’s schedule, which was an interview with a leading IT company.
 
He would have a brush with the corporate world, which not familiar to him. He began the next day early and was ready much ahead of his planned time. But he did not wait at home. The venue was at the other end of the town in the Special Economic Zone (SEZ) where most of the IT companies were housed. There were no direct buses and would entail changing atleast thrice to reach. Starting early certainly had advantages. He was able to secure a seat on two routes. The last bus was overcrowded since it was towards the end of peak hour. He could afford to wait for a few more minutes for the next one. Soon after tall commercial buildings come into view signifying that he was close to his destination.
 
The bus dropped him at the gate of the building of his visit. He couldn’t help smiling at the close proximity to the main road. He walked in confidently. The company’s headquarters was located on the eleventh floor. He reached a few minutes before the appointed time and went through the stipulated security checks. The receptionist directed him to a large conference room at the left side of the lobby. The room, large enough to seat about 20 people, had a long brown table with matching wooden chairs. The walls were adorned with photographs of various award ceremonies and corporate events. A few minutes after the appointed time, a short stout man in his late forties entered the room. He introduced himself as the legal head of the company.
 
The pure blood shook hands confidently and they sat opposite each other. The interviewer began the discussions on a familiar note asking basic information from the pure blood. This was the fourth interview in as many days; hence he rattled it out like a bullet train. The usual questions on transactions followed which he could now explain quite mechanically. He did not have in-house experience, so the next natural question was why the shift from a promising law firm practice to a restricted future. He was prepared for this – understanding business from close quarters, specialized knowledge, no client pressures, good work-life balance etc. – he blurted out. The interview’s ears pricked up on hearing the last 2 reasons. He shot back – do you have any idea what pressures are there in this role? ….. Or for that matter do you believe this is a 9 to 5 job?  
 
Although inwardly the pure blood felt exactly this way, something in the interview’s tone made him narrow his eyebrows. He calmly replied in the negative. The interviewer’s cheeks flushed as he barked – there will be 20 departments sitting on your head to meet deadlines that they have sat on; they will always expect documents reviewed as of yesterday; they will repeatedly force you to attend negotiations at unearthly hours since bid submission is due next day, they will make you travel to remote locations at the drop of a hat; your opinions, however legally sound they may be, will be disregarded in the name of “business targets”; and God forbid if something goes wrong, they will calmly point out “this went through legal, why didn’t they point it out?”.
 
The interviewer’s frustration at the sorry state of affairs in his organization poured out like a toddler vomits when forced fed more than his or her liking. The perplexed pure blood was left wiping the whitish liquid with obnoxious smell!
 

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